Brooke
Age 35. Female. Bisexual. Married.
Age 13
The Tongue Wrestler
My first real kiss. Afterwards, I went home and described it to my brother. I told him it was like our tongues were thumb wrestling.
Age 26
The-I-Can’t-Believe-She-Could-Give-Me-A-New-Complex
This girl came to visit me at my parents' house. She wasn't wearing any underwear. It was great, but later she told me that my lips are so thin, that it's like I have no lips. It gave me a new complex I didn't even know I could have.
Age 24
Greyhound Finger Banger
Two tired strangers on a smelly greyhound bus. We didn't even say a single word to each other. I still don't know their name or what their voice sounds like.
Age 28
The Dick Wish Granter
I gave him a blowjob on a plane. He gave me his card afterward so that I would know "this really happened", like his dick just granted me a wish.
Age 27
The Bouquet of Dildos
She brought me flowers and dildos on our first date. It felt like a lot of love and sex all at once.
Age 25
The Thwarted Place to Crash
We hooked up behind a dumpster. I had to throw my tampon in the trash. I was hoping for a place to stay because I didn't want to take the train all the way home. I think he knew that. Hence, the dumpster detour instead.
Age 33
The It’s-True-Love-Multiverse
I learned I could have multiple orgasms after the love of my life finger-banged me in our bed. Finger banging is supremely underrated in my opinion.
Age 29
Queers Watching Queers
We had sex on her couch, then watched the queer movie Alex Strangelove, and we cried about how cool it is when people come out.
Age 30
The Polite Threesome
First threesome with two guys. I felt bad because I didn't want to bang one of them, but I was sharing a room and didn't want to be rude.
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