Kayla
Age 36. Female. Straight.
Age 17
Virginity Phantom Limb
I lost my virginity to him. Years later, he told me it hadn’t counted because it was just a few pumps. This explained why, for months after the three pumps, I could swear I still felt my virginity attached to me, like a phantom limb.
Age 18
The Grad Trip Pumper
He’d had a crush on me for years, and on the grad trip, we finally hooked up. He couldn’t get hard, so naturally, he tried to bench press me. Later that night, some friends found him crying on the beach. I like to imagine he was hard.
Age 19
My First Love
I sucked his dick once in the back of a minivan while all of our friends were asleep. Except that the driver was awake. I’m still not sure if he heard us or not, but if he WAS listening, I feel like I didn’t owe him that gas money.
Age 22
The Nose Job Twin
A hot guy from NYC who had a twin brother. They looked very similar, but this guy had a nose job.
Age 23
The Before Picture
A hot guy from NYC who had a twin brother. They looked very similar, but this guy’s brother had a nose job.
Age 25
The Deli Counter
A romantic who was looking for the perfect entry line for our first kiss. He couldn’t find a good segue, so eventually he gave up looking for the perfect moment. I said something about liking tuna better than lox, he said, “How about THIS tuna,” and went in for the kiss. The tuna was adequate.
Age 26
The Orgy
I was one of two women. The other was in it to win it. At one point, she had a brief respite, opened her legs and yelled: “Somebody needs to enter me RIGHT NOW”. As if her vagina were a hellmouth, and if someone didn’t shut the gates instantly, a bunch of hellhounds would have escaped. And quite possibly ruined the orgy.
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