Rebecca
Age 35. Bisexual. Female.
Age 15
The Loophole
My high school boyfriend and I were having sex in the dark. He made a comment about anal, and I clarified that he was in my vagina; he pulled out because he "wasn't ready to lose his virginity".
Age 15
Same Dude
My high school boyfriend is ready to have sex, but we can't go to either house. We agreed to put a tarp down in the middle of the woods. In Ohio. In November. In sub-zero temperatures. The mechanics of the situation were... less than effective.
Age 18
Tinder Attempt #1
I wasn't really into the dude, but he offered to go down on me. He spent 45+ minutes south of the border before I got bored. I salute his efforts.
Age 18
Sh*t Stain
I pulled him by the legs to the foot of the bed... and saw a skidmark on the sheets trailing behind him.
Age 19
The Frat Boy
We trespassed into the garden of a very famous building in Chicago* and I gave him a blow-job.
Age 23
Not MY Girlfriend
I had a heavy makeout session with a girl who I was unaware was dating one of my friends. Turns out, I was the third girl she hooked up with since they had started dating. I made him an apology cake.
Age 27
Twenty-one
We were having a one-night stand, and they commented on our age difference, which I was already a bit uncomfortable about. To get off, they started whispering about the age difference to themself-- "I'm 21! I'm 21! I'M 21!"
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